I'm playing my Wii! I'm so happy with existance right now. I am a boxing MASTER.

Actually, my Wii is updating right now, so that's why I'm posting this. If my Wii was playable, I'd be playing it.

Let's all chop up some Yakuza, alright? For Jesus.

Remember Nintendo's console code-named the "Ultra"? That name was so cool! Now they changed it to the "64" I can't believe what Nintendo has regressed to. And look at that controller! I DON'T HAVE THREE HANDS. How am I supposed to play that thing!? What will my parents think when I ask them, "can I have a 64?" "Sixty-four what?" This console will never work.

The Oblivion Construction Set is great to play with. I built a couple spells and recorded some videos of them here. One of them does 1,000,000 fire damage per second for an hour, and one of them does 1,000,000 fire damage to everyone within a 1,000,000 foot radius.